i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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