Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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