Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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