why didn't you poke me back
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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