How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Vodka?
Forever.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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