I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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