Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
As shirtless as possible
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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