i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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