only if we run a train.
done.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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