I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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