Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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