Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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