Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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