youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
high people should be assigned attendants
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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