My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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