I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm both gender and math confused
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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