you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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