there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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