I can't watch pbs sober anymore
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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