It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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