Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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