its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
These tits shall not be calmed
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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