What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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