if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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