It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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