"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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