well I can't set my house on fire every night
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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