how can u be prego again
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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