i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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