I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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