Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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