Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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