do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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