Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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