Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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