another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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