So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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