STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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