So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
A bitchslap is in order.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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