i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
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That's how twitter works, right?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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