I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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