I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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