great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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