let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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