Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it glows. i had to have it.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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