Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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