i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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