rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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