So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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