yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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