when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
how drunk are you?
Several
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
