Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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