and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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