is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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