im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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