hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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