literally had 100 drinks last night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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