I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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