The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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