then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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