at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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