i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
